twitter dish – Pirate Finder, #nottosayonafirstdate, #openwebawards, #nothanksbillyocean, Droid autofocus fix
Our first twitter trend of the day is brought to us by rum and the lash:
Rumors abound that the British government is considering creating a “Pirate Finder General” with powers akin to the Witch Finder Generals of years past. The British Secretary of State would gain the power to pass any law he wanted, without Parliament’s approval, all in the name of protecting copyrights. I have a suggestion: a crack force of ninja assassins to take out those pirates once and for all!
Twitter trend number 2:
A few things tweeters can all agree shouldn’t be uttered on a first date:
“Don’t worry about the rash. The doctors say it’s probably not contagious”
“Let’s get this over with. My wife expects me home by ten.”
And “Oh sweet Jesus Noooooo!”
Twitter trend number 3:
Mashable’s 3rd annual Open Web Awards nominees are up, and voting is open until December 13th. You can vote for me in the category: Best Female Host of a Web-based Show Covering Social Media Trends in a Snarky Manner.
Award nominated trend number 4:
I am NOT getting out of my car, and I am by no means going anywhere near those dirty, dirty dreams of yours. Comedian Ross Noble has suggested that we not follow Billy Ocean’s romantic advice, and Twitter users concur.
And our final twitter trend of the day:
And our final twitter trend:
Verizon’s new hotness, the Droid, is already hitting a rough patch as users are complaining that the autofocus feature is pooping out on barcodes. Luckily, there is a quick fix: CLEAN THE LENS, YOU MORON!
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